Happy , beautiful Sunday morning bloggy!
Sunday mornings have always been my favourite! They have a calmness that Friday nights and Saturday mornings lack. I believe because Friday nights you are busy making plans to kick start the weekend and if you are anything like the anti social being that I am , you are busy making plans to dodge plans:) And then there are Saturday mornings which are always hectic because YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THE HOUSE:(:(:(
That said, I love Sunday mornings more because that is the only "Me" time I usually get after marriage. That is when the husband is taking his long morning sleep and I get the entire cleaned house to myself:) I love all the "We" time but this "Me" time is much needed to clean my head. By cleaning my head I mean by connecting to all the weird thoughts that occupy my brain all the time.
Now, when i talk about me, I talk about someone who has a big problem communicating at times. Yeah, I do. The reason being, I belong to the club of introverts and from what I have seen different people have different versions of their definition of an "introvert'. I personally think introverts are people whose brains work faster than their mouths:) I mean, to think of it, I have trouble even ordering food at a restaurant! Yes, because how do I tell the waiter what i want. And it's not even just ordering food in a restaurant, I face the dilemma all the time. To speak or not to speak. I guess that explains why I write. It's easier that way.
Enough said about the introvert club, I also belong to the "politically incorrect" club:0 Yes, that's where it baffles me! Almost like a dual personality. And then I blame my Sagittarian connection. Since diplomacy was never my forte, my mom had a hard time training me before i got married:):) The sad part is my face shows my emotions all the time!!! Some times I wish I could stop it! But no! I am sad, it shows, I am bored, it shows, I am irritated, it shows!! I don't understand how people are nice to everyome all the time! I cannot even fake a smile. it is that hard for me. I like you, you will know. And if you wonder if I don't like you, chances are you are right! I don't! and see all this politically incorrect things the Sagittarian brain is typing!! STOP!!!!
Phewww!!! That is my everyday struggle, stuggling with the twisted complicated half ice and half fire brain.
So now that the Fire brain is woken up, I am going to write some totally undiplomatic stuff:( Read at your own peril. DON'T blame me if you get offended:)
Since Facebook acquires a fair share of our today's lives, I sometimes wonder about the varety of people out there! and I was able to stack them into some weird groups ! It sounded funny in my brain but may be evil on paper:):0
1. Like Sluts:
Pardon my words, it's the Dragon writing:0 These are the people who like everything that everyone posts! I wonder how can you like everything!??? EVERYTHING? A normal approach I feel is that you like posts that connect to you or you like the content of the posts, but these people will like everything everyone will post. I am scared of such people beacsue at the end of the day you never know what their real self is! You don't actually know their opinions. I guess they dont have an opinion may be. Like always, I ask my all knower husband about things like this. And he tells me about the "Reciprocal Theory". Yes, he has a theory about everything. It is as simple as I kiss your ass, you kiss mine. Yeah , that explains :0 !
2. The Stalkers:
Well, this breed will track down everything you do. You add a friend, they will add them too, you show your interest in an event, they will do that do, you showcase a certain talent, they will forcefully acquire that too:0 No wonder, Facebook has led to the emergence of a new breed of photographers, chefs, writers and what not. To each his own, I pronounce.
3. The snoopers:
This breed is similar to the stalkers only that they are not open about it. They will seem to be dead and you will not even remember if they are in your list and then you make a grammatical error in a post and they will come alive!:0 Yes, these are the people who will never ever react to anything that you do and I am totally fine with it. But then, don't start jumping on my face when I make a mistake! Be dead like always:)
I could just go on and on, but then you can only offend so many people on a Sunday morning:):0
PS: By any chance if you feel you featured on this blog today, don't be offended! I wasn't talking, it was the dragon talking! Please go ahead and like my post :):) hahahahhahahahahahh
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